so I think i'm going to put together a book...or maybe a pamphlet, (depending on how detailed i end up getting) on "How to NOT approach a woman) soon to be followed by "the Correct ways to approach a woman"
Lesson 1 - Anything that could be described as, but not limited to, shouting, hooting, hollering, whistling, clapping, hopping, jumping, skipping, running up to, odd gestures toward, cat calling, or anything else that you would feel uncomfortable doing in the presence of the Lord...or your mother...is never appropriate.
cease and desist at once.
Lesson 2- Anything before the hours 10am or after 12am are not appropriate times to meet/approach any respectable woman and expect complete honesty or interest. He's only interested in getting one thing and she probably is too
i meant a drink at a bar....sheesh ppl get your minds out of the gutter
ok if you're a guy you're mind is already int he thus mention gutter...and i know what you're looking for
Lesson 3- Refrain from question such as "what are you?," "Where's your boyfriend?," or "You got any kids..." its an easy way for a woman to lie and avoid meeting you "umm american," "right there/at work/at home/not you" now the kid question...i'd lie and say 5 if it would get me away from you
how about "hi, i just wanted to tell you you're beautiful. can i ask you your name?"
unless you just chased me across the street to say it.
Lesson 4- please don't drive up to a woman, stick your head out and actually expect her to talk to you
Lesson 5- Don't leave your gf and try to talk to someone else
Lesson 6- Do NOT approach her with your new born child
definitely too soon
Lesson 7- during the first introduction do not tell me about your past relationships, your apartment in baltimore, what car you drive and that you love your mother...i don't care. if i did...i'd ask you
Lesson 8- Don't stare at me from across the room and loudly discuss features you like to your friend standing next to you...its not cute
Lesson 9 - don't talk about sex
Lesson 10- don't talk about my body
Lesson 11- don't tell me what you want to do with it
Lesson 12 - don't talk about your body
Lesson 13- don't touch me
Lesson 14- please don't stand too close
Lesson 14 a - please be clean and don't smell. if you just got out of the gym...sorry its just not meant to be.
Lesson 15- don't give me your card and walk away instead of saying anything....you look pompous
Lesson 16- don't act like its an honor that you're speaking to me
Lesson 17- don't be rude/mean if i'm not interested. its not me...its you...
Lesson 18- Don't interrupt my phone call
Lesson 19- don't try to force my number into your phone. or mine into yours
Lesson 20- don't just keep talking...if i'm not responding its because i'm not interested...or because you won't give me a chance to say anything.